Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains
"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!"
"Well, pull yourself together."
Who told it first?
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Told everywhere in slightly different wordings. We have not found its earliest printed source yet, so we cannot say who told it first - and we do not claim nobody did.
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