The past, present and future walk into a bar
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
Who told it first?
Origin not traced yet
Unknown
Told everywhere in slightly different wordings. We have not found its earliest printed source yet, so we cannot say who told it first - and we do not claim nobody did.
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