I was talking to Jesus, and I said, Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me.
I was talking to Jesus, and I said, Jesus, I feel like no one will ever accept me. And Jesus looked at me and said, You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.
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Gilbert Gottfried
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