A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad ne...
A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers. The man goes Thank god I don't have cancer.
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Gilbert Gottfried
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