I find Washington audiences are basically the same as every other audience; they watch...
I find Washington audiences are basically the same as every other audience; they watch me and go, 'Who's idea was it to go see him? And is it too late to ask for my money back?'
Who told it first?
Credited to the performer; date not traced
Gilbert Gottfried
Credited to the performer. We have not traced when it was first told.
Something wrong or missing? Entries are corrected when a better dated source turns up. Request a take-down.