I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr.
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.
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Gilbert Gottfried
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