An Old Jew is taking a walk and sees a lamp, he picks up the lamp and rubs it, a genie...
An Old Jew is taking a walk and sees a lamp, he picks up the lamp and rubs it, a genie pops out The genie says "I'll grant you one wish", The old jew reaches into his pocket and takes out a crumpled map and says "You see this area, this is called the Middle East. There's been nothing but war and bloodshed here for centuries.. can you do something" And the genie goes "Even with my power I can't do anything about that area.. can i grant you another wish" So he says "I've been married for 40 years and my wife has never given me a blowjob, could you get her to do that for me, just once". The genie goes "Can I look at that map again?"
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Gilbert Gottfried
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