A drunken farmer walks into his house holding a sheep.
A drunken farmer walks into his house holding a sheep. He goes into his bedroom to find his wife Rosanne. The farmer says 'Look! This is the pig I've been fucking!' Rosanne says 'You idiot! That's not a pig that's a sheep!" The farmer says 'Shut the fuck up I was talking to the sheep!'
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Gilbert Gottfried
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