Why did the Sanders girls, Colonel Sanders' daughters, absolutely refuse to eat KFC's e...
Why did the Sanders girls, Colonel Sanders' daughters, absolutely refuse to eat KFC's extra crispy fried chicken?
Well because it brought back too many bad memories of their late father's foreskin.
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Neil Hamburger (Gregg Turkington)
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