And why, why did, on his deathbed, why did Colonel Sanders on his deathbed reveal the s...
And why, why did, on his deathbed, why did Colonel Sanders on his deathbed reveal the secret of his eleven herbs and spices to Academy Award-nominated actress Sally Fields?
Well, because he was desperate for a handjob... Would that have been funnier if we had a black gospel choir behind me?
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Neil Hamburger (Gregg Turkington)
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