Why did Robert Redford stick his cock in a jar of Paul Newman's spaghetti sauce?
Why did Robert Redford stick his cock in a jar of Paul Newman's spaghetti sauce?
Lots of spaghetti sauce fans in the crowd tonight. Good to see. Sauce enthusiast. For those... to repeat... for those whose ears are encrusted with venereal disease: Why did Paul Newman, no Robert Redford right, stick his cock in a jar of Paul Newman's spaghetti sauce?
Well, the two men have been friends for over 40 years, do you think he's gonna stick his cock in a competitor's product?
[Alternative version: Why did Robert Redford stick his dick in a jar of Paul Newman's spaghetti sauce? Well, the two men have been friends for over 40 years, do you think he's gonna stick his dick in a competitor's product?]
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Neil Hamburger (Gregg Turkington)
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