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Why did the United States government hire a former hotdog vendor to pull the switch tha...

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Why did the United States government hire a former hotdog vendor to pull the switch that executed Timothy McVeigh?

Well, they thought he might relish the job.

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Neil Hamburger (Gregg Turkington)

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