Why did God create the Paris Hilton sex video tape?
Why did God create the Paris Hilton sex video tape?
Well, so that the mentally retarded would have something to masturbate to.
[Alternative version: Why did Paris Hilton make her infamous sex video? So the mentally retarded would have something to masturbate to.]
Who told it first?
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Neil Hamburger (Gregg Turkington)
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