Why did Metallica cut their hair?
Why did Metallica cut their hair?
Their hairdresser said it was the only way to get all that matted cum out of it.
Who told it first?
Credited to the performer; date not traced
Neil Hamburger (Gregg Turkington)
Credited to the performer. We have not traced when it was first told.
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