Why did God give Motley Crue such abnormally large penises?
Why did God give Motley Crue such abnormally large penises?
So that they'd be better equipped at dealing with the pain of life.
Who told it first?
Credited to the performer; date not traced
Neil Hamburger (Gregg Turkington)
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