Last week my house was on fire.
Last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, 'Be quiet, you'll wake up Daddy.'
Who told it first?
Credited to the performer; date not traced
Rodney Dangerfield
Credited to the performer. We have not traced when it was first told.
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