Last week I told my wife, 'If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef.' She said...
Last week I told my wife, 'If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef.' She said, 'If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffeur.'
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Rodney Dangerfield
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