My wife went to the beauty parlor and got a mud pack.
My wife went to the beauty parlor and got a mud pack. For two days she looked beautiful. Then the mud fell off.
Who told it first?
Credited to the performer; date not traced
Rodney Dangerfield
Credited to the performer. We have not traced when it was first told.
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