My wife is a very poor driver.
My wife is a very poor driver. Last week she got a ticket for making a U-turn in the Lincoln Tunnel.
Who told it first?
Credited to the performer; date not traced
Rodney Dangerfield
Credited to the performer. We have not traced when it was first told.
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