When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, 'Do you have any toys for a fa...
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, 'Do you have any toys for a fat, ugly kid?' He handed me a piece of clay.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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